Taking the Fun Out of Funeral
Scumbag billionaire Kevil O’Leary once said that there are two times in a person’s life that are most profitable to companies: weddings and funerals. When a loved one passes away, the remaining family members may become vulnerable, and funeral homes take full advantage of our vulnerability.
How do they do this? By offering the classiest, most expensive coffins and cremation boxes available. After all, if you want to show your loved ones how much you loved them, cost shouldn’t be an issue, especially when saying your final goodbyes. “Grandma would be more comfortable in this state-of-the-art coffin with full AC, Wi-Fi, and a minibar.”