Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dum
“Where’s my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. There you go.” Eminem was nice enough to ask where his snare was, so Jeff Bass and DJ Head were kind enough to crank the snare drums. However, if you’re a spoiled, self-entitled artist in the studio who cries about their snares, you’re going to have a bad time.
This person claims that when a temperamental artist comes into the studio, the mixer won’t do anything except play with a few dials and buttons, giving off the impression that they’re doing something. Lesson learned: be kind to your producers, guys.