Happy Wedding!
If you’re invited to a wedding and the bride says you can wear whatever you want, take that as an invitation to put on the most elaborate dinosaur costume you have in your closet. If you don’t have a dinosaur costume, it’s time to go clothes shopping right now.
One of the bridesmaids was the bride’s sister. She was told to put anything on. “As long as you show up, that’s fine,” she said. Well, this will teach the bride to think twice about inviting your unhinged family members to your wedding. Hopefully, nothing strange will happen at her second wedding!