Tastes Like Shoe
Have you ever tried to cook something for your friends or partner, only to receive comments like, “Your food tastes like shoe?” If you have, here’s what you do. Take off the soles of old shoes, batter them, dunk , in bread crumbs, then pan-fry , for your guests the next time they come around, if they come around.
If they say your food tastes like shoe, tell them that they’re correct! The stunned looks on their faces will be all you need to know that your cooking has made a difference in their lives. Also, you might receive a few legal complaints from your guests, but that should be the least of your worries.