We See You
Food is always there for you. Whenever we’re feeling our best, it’s our best friend, and vice versa. It’s our safe haven, the one thing we can count on when everyone else has abandoned us. Even so, we’re not sure how comfortable we would feel if our food could stare back at us.
Here’s a neat prank to pull on food-thieving roommates. Just stick a bunch of googly eyes on your food, letting your roommate know which ones are yours. If that doesn’t work, try spiking your milk and juice with laxatives, preferably on the day they have a very important meeting at work.