No Landlines!
Do you have a coworker who’s always on their work phone all day long? If you’re tired of them speaking endlessly to clients and suppliers, do what this person did. They covered the office phone in a bunch of rubber bands, making it impossible to use.
Of course, your employer won’t be too thrilled that your coworker can’t make or receive any calls. And sure, it might cost your business some money. But in the end, everyone will probably laugh in joy when they see what the problem is. Actually, they’ll breathe a sigh of relief when you get fired.