Cruel and Unusual
There are so many different ways to prank the people who are dearest to you. However, if you really want your prank to be a memorable one, hit them where they’re the most vulnerable. We don’t mean swing a golf club at their john; we mean replace their toilet paper with duct tape.
However, if your good buddy uses a bidet, you’re out of luck. Bidets are wonderful tools that spray your bottom clean with water. They’re much more effective than toilet paper, which doesn’t remove every bit of butt grime. This is just something for you guys to think about.