I’m A Little Nervous
We appreciate the honesty this person has to at least tell us how they’re feeling and be completely transparent with their methods. That being said, we also would like to advise them to stop what they are doing at once and ask the internet or a friend for some help.
It would be a shame to waste a whole chicken because you couldn’t do a little bit of research. Help is out there everyone, you don’t have to suffer in silence every time a potluck demands you bring a dish. We’re not even going to comment on the sauce that covers the bird.