Get Off My Porch
Like the infamous old and cranky men that sit on their porches all day long, yelling at people who pass by, this chicken is keeping the tradition alive. It gives us comfort to know that no matter how many years go by, someone will uphold that unspoken rule of guarding your porch from strangers.
This chicken breast may not be alive and able to speak, but we assure you that while sitting out there alone in the hot sun, it’s come back to life in some sense. Who knows, maybe it will be able to run away before it’s passed around a dinner table.