Just Sauce, We Promise
Wait, are they trying to tell us that there are other jars in that collection that have human remains? Was someone tragically killed and stuffed into a jar? Or did they die of natural causes and in their will they ask to be turned into tomato sauce?
Whatever the case may be we are highly suspicious of the quality of this sauce and aren’t willing to try it. Imagine if this jar was wrongly labeled and it actually was the one containing human remains. How could you ever cope with the fact that you just took part in cannibalism?