Lies
There is no way on this green earth that those things are just strawberry croissants. Excuse me, but please explain to us just what that giant filling in between is. If it’s strawberry ice cream then we are willing to accept it, but anything else we are calling the police right away.
Who finds these things appetizing we don’t know and we don’t care, we’re just certain that whatever potluck that features this will be shut down quickly. We are all for creativity and experimentation, but there are limits people, some things are better off never having been made.