Midnight Special
Sometimes we get hungry late at night, after many hours of video games or other couch activities. One of the best things to cook during these dark hours is some chicken wings with sauce. We don’t care what you do in the privacy of your own home, which would be the only place that we considered this to be acceptable.
Having your dirty feet out while eating chicken wings in a room full of people is just not ok. Put some socks on and grab a napkin before you scare everyone off. Even the chicken wing-eating champions are fully dressed.