Who doesn’t love waffles?
Everyone suffers from late-night munchies. While most of us are contempt with eating whatever’s in our cabinets or refrigerators, others need a heartier carb-based meal drenched in a gallon of syrup to satisfy their craving. And it turns out that the military, the people whom we entrust the defense of our country, suffer from serious cases of the midnight munchies.

The only problem is that they don’t have Humvees or other traffic-friendly vehicles to take to their local IHOP restaurant. Instead, they drive freaking tanks to get where they need to go. Anybody who sees a tank rolling through the streets would think that their country is under attack. However, the likelier scenario would be that a few soldiers were jonesing for waffles.