If I fits, I sits
Aren’t cats lovely? Sure, they’re literal spawns of demons, but they’re cute and cuddly and super-furry. Plus, they ask whether they can has cheezburger, which is absolutely adorable! However, you should know that behind the cute face and whiskers is the soul of an angry serial killer who won’t hesitate to snatch your soul.
These are the before and after pictures of a kitty sitting in a high chair. When the OP’s wife politely informed the feline that it couldn’t sit there, they caught a shadow of the serial killer within. If looks could kill, this would have definitely put the OP down for good.