A bit too close
Do you remember how we said that cats are literal spawns of demons? Here’s proof of our claim. This cat, who sat far too close to a fireplace, got its whiskers signed, but its face and fur are completely unharmed. If that isn’t concrete evidence, we don’t know what is.

Cats are somewhat attracted to heat sources, probably because they remind them of the unbearable heat of the underworld. That’s why they’ll sit on our laptops, radiators, and, as this picture shows, too close to fireplaces. It’s like cats want us all to know where they originally come from!