78 Photos of Things That Were So Close, Yet So Far

Be careful how you talk to the person who’s making your sandwich! You could end up with something like this ~interesting~ sliced delicacy. The original post stated that they asked for the sandwich to be cut in three. I guess this is sort of what they asked for? I mean, it’s not technically wrong.

To the average perfectionist, the idea that the parts of the sandwich wouldn’t be equal is just unthinkable. It would never occur to us to ask for the sandwich to be cut into EQUAL thirds, it just seems so obvious. I guess sometimes you just have to be more specific to get what you want.