The Ice Cream Bandit
What happens when you eat ice cream after this person’s wife? You’re left with an utterly decimated ice cream pint. We have queries. Firstly, how on Earth can two people share a Ben & Jerry’s pint? We can easily eat that in one sitting. Secondly, how do you destroy a pint like that just by scooping out ice cream?
Are we sure that she didn’t drop it down the garbage disposal first before offering it to her partner? That takes real talent. We would tip our collective hat to her if we weren’t so confused by this. Okay, we’ll still tip it. We’re equal parts befuddled and awestruck. Regardless, two people shouldn’t share one pint, and perhaps that’s the lesson here. Pints are meant to be eaten in one sitting by one person.