Good luck
When you hit someone’s car, at least have the cutesy to leave a note, or pretend to leave a note, for the benefit of the people around you, so that they won’t lose their faith in humanity. Imagine seeing the damage to your car, the relief of seeing they left a note, and then finally – seeing this note, which is a way only makes things worse.
Notes are always funny, when you aren’t on the receiving end of them, whether it’s passive-aggressive notes in the office, notes your parents leave around the house for you, or notes people write for strangers. However, for the guy who had his car damaged, this wouldn’t seem as funny.