Have You Seen My Eyes?
There’s more than one reason to get married, according to this guy. If you drop your phone somewhere, you can call it with some other line and trace it with its ringtone. That’s not so feasible when you’re looking for your glasses. You have to search the stupidest of places if you’ll find it. It’s different, however, when you have a literal homie.
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With your wife around, you can always ask for her help while looking for your glasses. In a sense, you have another set of eyes. These are little blessings of moving in together that almost no one acknowledges. As this guy cleverly points out, it’s an obvious side benefit.