Fumes from the Exhaust
There is always comfort in accepting what you can’t change. If you can’t stop the exhaust pipe of your body from emitting smelly gases here and there, then you might as well own it. We’re all human, people. We know it’s easier said than done, but farts are really nothing to be ashamed of.
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Do you remember that episode in How I Met Your Mother when Barney steps out to the street every time he has to fart, because he feels uncomfortable (or self-conscious) to do it in front of his girlfriend? Yea, it’s ridiculous. We just have to accept then moving in together means some of the romance might ebb away.