Grade-A Bruh Moment
Alexander, we don’t know where to begin. There’s a very good reason why restaurants don’t prepare undercooked chicken. You can catch a terrible bacterial disease known as salmonella. Despite its name, salmonella has nothing to do with salmon. We know, it totally blew our minds, too, when we found out.
Actually, it didn’t. You see, we actually paid attention to our teachers in biology and science classes. We also know how to use Google to search for the term salmonella and find out where it comes from. Have fun gushing fluids out of both ends of your body, Alex. Keep extra TP rolls on hand.