Turkey Is the Vegetables of Meat
Organic ketchup doesn’t sound very appetizing. In fact, except for BBQ sauce, you shouldn’t make condiments at home. You’re better off sticking to a salsa or something instead of trying to recreate ketchup using all-natural tomatoes, sweeteners, and emulsifiers.
But that’s not the worst part of this post. The last time we checked, turkey is not vegetarian-friendly. Unless this person claims that turkeys grow on trees or in the ground, which they so obviously do not, there’s no reason why they would even consider juicy, juicy turkey patties to be vegetarian. Do you know what is vegetarian and vegan-friendly? Chicken parm.