Jesus Needs Jesus
Jesus punched the janitor again. Again. Jesus laid hands on a faculty employee at school and is suspended. If this is Jesus’ second offense, he should be expelled, not just suspended. Jeez, it sounds like Jesus needs to learn to turn the other cheek. Then again, he didn’t come to bring peace; he came with a sword.
We’re talking about Ms. Garcia’s child, Jesus (pronounced Hey-Soos), not the Biblical figure. Of course, Beth would have no idea to determine which big-J her friend is talking about without a bit of context. In fact, when speaking about any Jesus, a bit of context would be helpful.