Land Down Under
It’s not enough that this person is completely wrong, but they’re also steadfast in their wrongness. As everyone (hopefully) already knows, Australia and Austria are two completely different countries. Australia is home to some of the nicest people on the planet, as well as some of the most ferocious creatures you could ever come across. There are also koalas there, who are somewhere in the middle between friendly furry animals and man-killing marsupials.
Austria, on the other hand, is known for… Alright, we’re struggling to think of something Austria is known for other than being the home country of one of the world’s most violent tyrants of all time. Oh, Austria is known for Mozart Balls! It’s not what you think it is; Mozart Balls are a sugary treat.