Pretending We Didn’t Know
Now and again, you need time to yourself with your spouse away from the kids. This means a babysitter has to take your place. It’s all part of your cunning plan to pay a few bucks to a babysitter for them to endure the torture of your child in your absence. Marketing is vital here!
You have to do your best to convince the babysitter that your kid is the most well-behaved, with a smile on your face. Then after you introduce them to your kid, you probably want to escape before all hell breaks loose. Then come back a few hours later and feign surprise at finding out your child wasn’t the dream package you sold to the babysitter.