Baby Reasoning
If only it were this easy to reason with a baby. Even more so at 3 am where your sanity is on the verge of a breaking point. You will realize within days of being a new parent. Babies do not have any awareness of time; it’s all about them and their needs.
You are simply to attend to their command with no room for discussion. Any explanations about the possibility of an incoming mental breakdown from your lack of sleep fall on deaf ears. Your baby will probably wear the same expression of disregard that Miss Juicy on the right is wearing on her face. Perhaps give it another go at 4 am?