No Sleep For The Wicked
Fear the wrath of a scorned mother! Nothing can be more infuriating to a parent than the other parent getting more sleep than they do. As a mother who has to stay up the whole night watching the kids, the idea of your husband getting more sleep than you is infuriating. You almost have to wonder when your day will come!
But I guess for now. You can just peep through the door and think about all the ways to make sure your husband pays for his sins. Maybe the solution is to be petty. Next time the kids are screeching and crying, or the baby monitor comes to life, pretend you are unaffected and let him attend to the matter. In this way, you get to enjoy your sleep and let your husband take over. After all, the is no sleep for the wicked.