Turkey Fist
Some people really enjoy making Thanksgiving dinner; maybe they enjoy cooking, or maybe they just like being in control of things because then they know that things will turn out the way that they want them to. If this is you, then I like you, because you are willing to put in the work to make Thanksgiving happen.
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But if that’s not really your scene, no worries! This person has a great tip for how to alarm your family members enough that they never ask you to make Thanksgiving dinner again. I guess there are other ways to get out of cooking on the holiday, but this one sounds like fun.