The Kids Table
If you’ve got a large family that likes to get together, you probably have experience with the kids’ table. You know, the table that gets set up in the kitchen or the basement because they assume that the kids would rather eat together, and also that they are likely to spill, so they shouldn’t be allowed to eat in the good dining room.
And if you are an unmarried, single adult, then you likely know the indignity that is being forced to eat at the kids’ table when you’re 30. Still, the joke’s on the people at the grown-up table: they are probably talking about taxes and sciatica, and you’re talking to your nieces and nephews about Star Wars. So who’s really the winner here?