Thanksgiving Burn
As shocking as it may seem, there are some people who don’t get into the spirit of Thanksgiving; they don’t understand that we have all gathered together in order to stuff mashed potatoes down our gullets until we have to roll away from the table.
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If you find yourself confronted by one of these people and they want to be judgmental about the good work that you are doing in stuffing yourself full of Thanksgiving food, here’s a pretty great response. Of course, it only works in certain situations, but still, I think it’s worth a try.