Put It in Your Mouth
Red Bull doesn’t actually give you wings, guys. You can’t down an entire can of Red Bull and expect to soar through the sky like an eagle. That’s blatant false advertising if we’ve ever seen it! On an unrelated note, did you know that Red Bull is Austria’s take on the famous Thai energy drink, Kratingdaeng?
They both even have red bulls on their logo, and if you’ve ever tried them before, they taste almost exactly the same. Now, as for RedBalls, we wouldn’t imagine putting it anywhere near our mouths, at least while out in public. We don’t need people laughing about us putting balls in our mouths (again).