Yew Nork
If you’ve never gone cap shopping before, you should know that caps are ridiculously overpriced. We’re talking $80 for a cap that requires a special procedure to clean thoroughly! If we spent that much on a cap, we’d at least expect half our money to go to cancer research foundations or something!
Or you could go down to the nearest black-market dealer and pick up a baseball cap with the NY logo hot-glued onto the front. This doesn’t look half bad… if you’re blind. It’s amazing what lengths people are willing to go through to appease fans and make a quick buck.