Just Like Polo but Not Polo
You don’t have to be a cologne expert to know that not all colognes smell the same, though they probably taste identical to each other (don’t ask us how we know). Not only do high-end colognes have unique scents, but they cost a fortune, and people are forced to believe that they smell nice. Otherwise, they’d admit to spending an arm and a leg for a classier version of Axe body spray.
But why spend the cost of your home on a 1.7-fluid-ounce bottle of Polo cologne when you can get the next best thing? Here, we have Just like Polo, which is not to be connected in any way with Polo cologne.