Say No to Drugs, Kids
Cars was more popular than anyone could’ve imagined, despite its generic storyline. Seriously, how is a city car befriending village folks (who are also cars) unique in any way? Spoiler alert—Car’s success wasn’t due to its unique story but rather the ability to sell Cars-related merch.
This Indian amusement park probably wanted to coast on Cars’ tremendous success, so they came up with this abomination of Lightning McQueen. Also, when did Lightning get braces and fire tattoos? The longer we stare into fake-Lightning’s eyes, the more creeped-out we get. Either he’s high on drugs or he’s been to the Underworld and back.