Technically, the Truth
When it comes to baking homemade pastries, you need to make sure that you have a complete arsenal of baking utensils. For instance, do you have a baking sheet? And what about cake and pie molds? And let’s not forget about the one tool that’s vital for flattening dough—

–a moveable stick! Correct us if we’re wrong, but the name “rolling pin” isn’t trademarked or anything, right? So, why didn’t this company just call their “movable stick” what it is? Why go out of their way to come up with a unique name that nobody is going to call it, even if it is technically the truth?