#15: Where Can I Get One of These Signs?
My morning walks would go from excellent to epic if I could place this sign on a nearby hill. Everyone knows a good morning scream livens the blood like nothing else. Sadly, I don’t own a hill and can’t find a single one for sale. I’d also probably have to get some type of city ordinance set up to allow for the noise.
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Maybe I can buy a random hill out in the country and visit on weekends? We can have awards for the loudest scream and throw in “As You Wish” contests. It would be the talk of the town. Let me know if there’s a hill for sale near you, please? We can co-sign!