Why this man is not allowed within 500 feet of a playground
As adults, we’re neglected many of the basic forms of entertainment we had as kids. For instance, we’re not allowed to play on the swings anymore. Well, if you weigh less than 100 pounds, you can probably try going for it, but we wouldn’t recommend it.
For this man, nothing was going to stop him from having a good time on the swings. We’d like to say that he broke the swings by doing a 360° over the bar, but something tells us that the wood cracked as soon as he sat down. That there is the look of defeat and embarrassment.