Happy Maintenance Anniversary!
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And if it is broke, wait for at least 12 months to pass by before thinking of maybe fixing it one day in the future perhaps. This appears to be something that this company takes to heart. This coffee machine has been out of commission for one year, so we totally understand why the employees there would be mad.
However, instead of tossing the machine in the garbage, they decided to celebrate this momentous occasion. The only things missing here are streamers, confetti, and a cake. All of the decorations are pending until further notice.