I’ll Hold Your Paw Until Death Do Us Part
In a traditional Hindu ceremony, an Indian man married his female dog. This story was in all newspapers, and with good reason. Why hasn’t anyone told us before that we can get married to our pets?! There would be a lot more cuddling, cute nicknames, and much less arguing and money wasted on divorces.
Please, let’s normalize this phenomenon. I would marry my dog immediately if only he wouldn’t just wag his tail disinterestedly and went in an unknown direction. It’s most likely that he would end up in the kitchen and not married to me. Maybe I’ll have more luck with the neighbor’s cat, under the condition I paint it from black to white. Cats happen to like me more than dogs, and I don’t know why.