The Floaty-Boat Jr.
This guy wins the award for being the most rednecked redneck of all time. However, we’re not here to judge him for his looks; we’re here to look at the contraption he came up with for purposes that go beyond basic human comprehension. From our viewpoint, it looks like a lawn chair sitting atop two wooden crates or something.
Believe it or not, this thing actually floats. That’s probably why this dude was flexing for the camera and added the caption “Winning.” It certainly isn’t winning any awards for the most aesthetic product, we tell you that.