No Flag? No Problem
Do you know what makes the United States the greatest country on the planet? It’s not our healthcare system that is the envy of the world, nor the education system that forces students to drown in debt just to work a retail job after receiving a degree in fine arts.
The real reason is that we have flags wherever we go. You’ll find at least five people sporting an American flag when roaming through the wild, wild west known as Walmart, and at least two of them will have red-and-blue underpants. So, if you don’t have a flag (how can a school not have a flag prepared?) for the National Anthem, there will always be a flag replacement nearby.