*Rattle*
Don’t you hate it when your doorbell system stops working? We don’t—it would give us a good reason not to accept guests who come a-knockin’. However, if you’re not like us and actually like home visitors, then you should probably do something to fix your doorbell.
Or, at the very least, fill a plastic bottle with a few rocks and post a sign on your front door that reads, “THE DOOR BELL IS MISSING, PLEASE SHAKE BOTTLE OF ROCKS.” We’re not sure whether the bottle of rocks was necessary since the homeowner would probably know that had visitors from the loud snickers coming from the front door.