“Hey, Just Got Out Of Work”
Now, let’s get into the realm of lies with the purpose of evasion—– or the “dodge fibs” as one Reddit user likes to call it. They have a massive portfolio of these lies, but let’s start out with the best of the best, “Hey, sorry for the late update. I just got out of work”. Maybe this is true—- but this is among their most common lies.
As a loving partner, you worry all the time for your significant other, especially when they haven’t been in contact with you for hours. The usual meaning of the line though is, “I was done hours ago. I just needed some time for myself. Brother, just come clean. It’s not like your partner will curse you if you tell her the truth.