“Honesty is the best policy.” You’ve probably heard or read this quote a couple of million times in your life. I mean, you read and hear this thing everywhere— Internet, malls, soccer fields, and even in public bathrooms! It is absurd, but it is probably the most well-known quote in the entire universe for good reasons—– They are self-explanatory and easy to abide by. And while that’s the case, it isn’t a surprise that this is also the most commonly broken rule. All of us have lied at some point in our lives—-but the internet has narrowed the list down to who lies the most: MEN. Now, now, don’t get me wrong okay? I’m just a writer, and our internet folks have put down the most common lies they hear from men. A little disclaimer: This isn’t a generalization okay? It’s just….. just….. oh what the hell let’s just dive right in!
I Would Never Lie To You
Let’s kick things off with a staple, and often called “the grand-daddy of all men’s lies”: “I will never lie to you”. Seriously! This stuff is so damaged, it’s more damaged than my uncle’s car bumper. How does this even work?! It’s like positioning you to stand on a rug and slowly pulling it from under you The result—— it takes time, but you’d still fall!
Of course, I don’t mean to say that all men who have ever said this have lied. There are still some of them who meant every word they said. But you have to agree with me on this one—– this line shouldn’t be working anymore! Sigh If only they could only get rid of this statement and just come clean all the time….