#2: Complaining About Light Bills
Remember when your parents yelled about electricity? Now you march through the house flipping switches like a budget-conscious superhero. Every glowing bulb feels like financial sabotage. “We’re not made of money!” you mutter, channeling your dad circa 1998.
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It’s not about the ten cents — it’s the principle, and apparently that principle owns a tool belt and pays property taxes.