Weird Comparisons
Do people no longer think before posting their ludicrous thoughts on social media? Based on this person’s insanely out-of-touch post, I guess not! I don’t even know where to begin. Where did they hear that? Why do they think this would be a normal thing to post online? I have so many questions.

Yeah, that’s not how it works, buddy. My guess is that he has never met a woman in his whole life, and he just goes about his days making crazy assumptions about the female experience. People like this should really be studied by NASA; how do you even go about coming up with such insane beliefs? Crazy!