#8: Martial Arts Fail
This is the content we’re here for. First of all, snaps for the male gymnast for defeating the martial artist “expert”. We love how it wasn’t the swim, track, basketball, football, or even soccer star, but the top male gymnast. People don’t always realize how strong gymnasts are because it’s not a contact sport.
…”He asked for someone from the audience to try and break his arms apart. Down from the bleachers came our top male gymnast. The student got behind the “expert” and in a matter of seconds the student not only broke the hold but dislocated the pro’s shoulder in the process. Best assembly ever.”