#4: Showed Him!
We’re biased, but the one-upper has got to be one of the most irritating personality types around. If you had fruit for breakfast, they had a grand slam with the works, fruit french toast, caramel coffee, and whipped cream. If you say you waited three hours at the DMV today, they were in and out last yesterday. You know the type.
This story is so rude that it doesn’t even seem real. The audacity of some people doesn’t seem possible, as if it was scripted. We cannot fathom going up to someone, taking their cell phone, and hitting on their special person! That realignment his girlfriend provided should hopefully shut him down for a while.