#14: Pub Quiz
Clearly, the guy who knows what year the original Mickey Mouse character design changed is the smartest person in the world. Everyone knows that the person who wins the most at bar trivia is the smartest person in the room. No, it’s pretty weird that some people measure intelligence by the results of bar trivia competitions.
…”He was adamant and he sat at the bar across from me the whole time. I played on my phone and named myself Bumpkin. He didn’t even place in the top 10 and was furious that he got beaten by a bumpkin and a “gang of old retired f**kups that have nothing better to do”