What a Terrible Opening to a Serious Message
There are a few things you shouldn’t do when you want to deliver a serious message through text. For instance, you never tell the other person to guess. Guess what? I give up. Grandma’s in a coma. Another thing you shouldn’t do is start your text with have you heard, which was popularized by Family Guy when Peter started randomly singing b-b-b-bird is the word,
Our condolences to Kyle’s family for their loss, and a huge shame-on-you to whoever sent this text message. If something bad happened, you let the other person know immediately, you don’t get them to sing that annoyingly catchy song by The Trashmen!